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1. Call him pinnochio
2. Sing random puppetty songs, like the one off pinnochio.
3. Call him a "real boy"
4. Ask him if he still has ALL his equiptment.
5. Ask if you can check, then chase him around, trying to pull his trousers down.
6. Repeat until severly told off.
7. Ask him what he REALLY does with Deidara when they go on missions.
8. Draw on the Hiruko puppet he conceals himself in.
9. Call him a peadophile.
10. When he asks why, tell him he child molests, then point at Deidara.
11. Tell him to meet you somewhere, then show up two hours later xotakux2002x
12. Tell him to meet you somewhere, and be two hours early and shout at him for making you wait all that time xotakux2002x
2. Sing random puppetty songs, like the one off pinnochio.
3. Call him a "real boy"
4. Ask him if he still has ALL his equiptment.
5. Ask if you can check, then chase him around, trying to pull his trousers down.
6. Repeat until severly told off.
7. Ask him what he REALLY does with Deidara when they go on missions.
8. Draw on the Hiruko puppet he conceals himself in.
9. Call him a peadophile.
10. When he asks why, tell him he child molests, then point at Deidara.
11. Tell him to meet you somewhere, then show up two hours later xotakux2002x
12. Tell him to meet you somewhere, and be two hours early and shout at him for making you wait all that time xotakux2002x
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50 ways to piss off Sasori
1. Refer to him as your "sex puppet"
2. Suggest that Deidara calling him "master" might not be as innocent as everyone thinks
3. Show him fanfiction
4. Record his reaction
5. Flick him constantly
6. If he asks you to stop, tell him he shouldn't care since he can't feel it anyway
7. Tell him his parents finally came home to Suna right after he left
8. Point out that all the red heads in Naruto are screwed
9. Laugh at him for being beat up by an old hag and a sixteen year old
10. Ask if he kept his "vital organs" when he turned himself into a puppet
11. If he refuses to answer, assume that means no
12. Ask him if that makes it diffic
Literature
To be loved, Part 3--GaaLee
"G-Gaara?! What are you doing here?" Lee stuttered.
"Is Gaara-sama our employer, Tsunade-sama?" Aki asked.
"Yes. I have a mission for you both. Lee, Aki, your job is to escort Gaara back to his homeland, Sunagakure. You must protect him at all costs. That is all," Tsunade said.
"Wait a minute, Gaara's the Kazekage. Shouldn't he be able to look after himself?" Aki said.
"Kankuro called me earlier, saying that he thought he was being followed or something. He asked me to get some bodyguards, just in case." Gaara answered.
"No! No way am I doing this!" Lee yelled in defiance. Aki sighed.
"Lee-san, come on. It's just a mission. Tsunade-sama
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SasoDei : I'll Be Missing You
~**``~``**~
"Deidara. Is there anything you want to say to your new partner before we properly initiate him?"
~**``~``**~
The wind blew back the chunk of blonde hair hanging over the boy's 'eye'. He was looking around, scanning for something. He wasn't sure what, yet. He just knew that he was in the mood to make something, and he needed a little bit of inspiration. He was outside the Akatsuki hide out, trying to wind himself down from the most recent meeting.
It had stressed him out just a little bit.
He moved a hand up to his hair to brush it back a little bit and let out a sigh. "There's nothing out here unnnn..."
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I havebad writers block.
if you can think of anymore for Saso, pleeeeease tell me!
I'll gladly give you credit ^^
if you can think of anymore for Saso, pleeeeease tell me!
I'll gladly give you credit ^^
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dismember his pupets than blame it on deidar
give tobi monster than shove him ina a room with sasori lose the key
when ask what the hell thats for grab his arms and run for it
give tobi monster than shove him ina a room with sasori lose the key
when ask what the hell thats for grab his arms and run for it